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• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He has redefined me, again and again
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Surely he would remember this
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Cleaning out the rec room fridge at the Home for Retired Poets
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he that is not with me is against me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Don't Go Out the Door
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• I wish you would talk to me
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• He called me Sarah once
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Jesus He Knows Me
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Have One On Me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• in a quiet room streaming words for me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• You have your work cut out for you
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I would like to have emotions
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He taught me how to smoke
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Books made me a person
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• What have you done for me lately?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• she, he, and me
• Dogs that have owned me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• How to have an out of body experience
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Three strikes you're out
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• strike out
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Could you have danced with me?
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• What pornos would have us believe
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• You have no power over me
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Lick me out
• That would be me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• the only person in the room
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• He Hate Me
• I was a homeless bum
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?

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