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• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• At her mirror, his muse
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• i clung to her cloak. (or flew)
• His and Her Circumstances
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• His 'N' Hers
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• Superfluous Information or Bandwidth Bandits
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Bad or missing command interpreter
• Sir Hornbook; or, Childe Launcelot's Expedition
• Finding or Creating a Writers' Workshop Group
• Beauty with love, false or true
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• Neanderthal race, or man
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• To Her Door
• My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
• I passed her on the street
• Victoria Wood
• Margaret Thatcher: My Part in her Downfall
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• The Adventures of The Black Girl In Her Search For God
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• Winds her knot? I 'ardly know 'er!
• Her hand on my heart
• Uh Huh Her
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson
• Giving a cat oral medication
• Llewelyn and his hound Gelert
• In His Steps
• Bill Monroe and His Blue Grass Boys
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VI
• Charlie and His Orchestra
• he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• Dead or Alive
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• The Lady, or the Tiger?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• To the States to Identify the 16th, 17th, or 18th Presidentiad
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Am I This Or Not?
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• truth or swill
• For Love or Money
• Brown Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Human Nature in Chinese and Greek Philosophy: External or Internal?
• Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Lachrimę, or Seven Teares
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• plain sailing or not
• The Ground Beneath Her Feet
• Her Royal Highness
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
• Make the Moon Cover her Blushing Face
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• Herr Korbes
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Bernice Bobs Her Hair V
• Herr's Potato Chips
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• Her faith informed his fiction
• The old hands you've baked around hers
• her (user)
• She's got Zelda Fitzgerald mercury in her veins
• She sat down in black pants and mules, and I pulled up a chair to listen to her reading Billy Collins
• Picked his bones in whispers
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• Kissing a man all over his face
• The Horse and His Boy
• drop a piano on his head
• Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
• Homage to His Hips
• In His Own Write
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• Geronimo's Story of His Life
• His Share of Glory
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• Adam Smith and His Amazing Invisible Hand
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
• The sunny side of his face
• Take it or leave it
• Be a model or just look like one
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• One lump or two?
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
• William Orr
• Is this poetry or crap?
• How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
• My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust
• Bismarck or Britain?
• You, standing
• Read Or Die : The TV Series
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Becabde or Bezabde_root (category)
• To poll or not to poll, that is the question. (e2poll)
• The Fight with the Snapping Turtle: Or, the American St. George
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Bathe her and bring her to me
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Helping people cheat
• On Her Face
• At the Cross her Station Keeping
• Der Herr der Ringe
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• The first time I saw her
• Herr Geist_root (category)
• Jori Faces her Fear
• bone in her teeth
• Jacqueline and Her Cat
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• Her smile, thinking about you
• If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
• Spinning in his grave
• The Ass and His Driver
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• Tokusan holds his bowl
• Forgetting his life away
• His Dark Materials
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• his name
• The Desert of his Soul
• Character Of Constantine And His Sons II
• Red Ghost and His Super-apes
• Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: With Synge in Connemara
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• A father's thoughts for his daughter
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• Kiki Uses His Magic
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style

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