Findings:

• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• On the cost of First Class postage
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Stoned music memories
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• You have far too much time on your hands
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I have too much to say
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Life Counts
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Something that may have changed my life...
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have become furniture in your life
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Many have died; you also will die.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• What life after death will really be like
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• the dreams that should have died
• The Count of Monte Cristo
• Zero Population Count
• Count Alexi Golovin
• Count
• The Count
• Count Floyd
• high thread count
• body count
• Count Rugen
• Count Glossu Rabban
• Count Rabban of Lankiveil
• Count Duckula
• Count Rumford
• Polygon count
• Thread Count
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• hand counts
• standing eight count
• Space Shuttle Terminal Count
• Air is counted useless
• How high can you count on your fingers?
• You Can Count on Me
• Clinton Body Count
• Count Dooku
• Count Spatula (user)
• Count Milkrula
• first impressions don't always count
• count to ten
• single perturbation count
• Close only counts in Horseshoes
• Count Guglielmo Libri Carucci dalla Sommaja
• Count Claude de Mesmes d'Avaux
• How to count sheep
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• hard count room
• down for the count
• Ray count
• Count Grishnakh
• Count Olaf
• The Man Who Counted
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Count Moriarty
• pitch count
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• Counts of Plain
• Count of Flanders
• Count of Holland
• Counts of the Netherworld
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• blood count
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• Count Your Sheep
• Count Eric Stenbock
• Count Pierre Besukhov
• Count of Anjou
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• Count Magnus
• CD4 cell count and its counters
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• Count of Eu
• Count of Tripoli
• Count of Poitou
• Count of Edessa
• Count Fartula
• Count of Blois
• Vantage Point 2: Fractal Thread Count
• Till Eulenspiegel paints for the Count of Hesse
• count jimmy johnson (user)
• Count D (user)
• The Count Censored
• Johann Tserclaes, Count of Tilly
• The Calorie Count
• Count Koma
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• count's wedding
• I've been trying to count the stars
• How my favorite Grandma died
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• The rabbit died
• The day my mom died
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• The day Hal died
• The day the FIAT died
• Tie dyed sunshine toilet
• The Night the Reindeer Died
• Dy
• The Night Pat Murphy Died
• The Field Where I Died
• Tonight I Almost Died
• The Day the Country Died
• He died on a Sunday morning
• If I died right now
• The Dog It Was That Died
• dys (user)
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• April Trolls Day III - The Day the Music Died
• John Scopes Died for Your Sins
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• How the music died
• Epitaph, upon a Child that died
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• My drug dealer died last week
• The Man who Died
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• No one has died
• My mother just died
• SPI Died For Your Sins
• The day I died
• Seven mice, forced to listen to music by The Prodigy, died
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• dyed in the wool

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