Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if you end up relying on your IRA for your retirement, with or without Social Security, you're deeply fucked"

• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• People have fucked up before
• We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• She could not live with or without him
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• What's your social security number?
• socialist realism: is that Stalin with an erection or without an erection
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• World Without End
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• You Fucked Up!
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself
• Fuck it or kill it
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Give In, Or Give Up
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Social Security number
• Social Security Disability
• Richard Nixon's Social Security Number
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Up the creek without an application
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• War Without End, Part One
• War Without End, Part Two
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End?
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• This end up ^
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• fuck up
• Middle With No Beginning Without End
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Ken Lay
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• This end up
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Fucked up ways to die
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Fucked Up
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• HARDEN THE FUCK UP
• Put up or shut up
• Without fear of wind or vertigo
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Night Without End
• Battles without Honor or Humanity
• How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• TB or Not TB: That is The Question That Foiled Homeland Security
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Without hope or agenda
• Social security
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Social Security Act
• The United States Social Security Administration and The 6.2 Percent Solution
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Reinvent Social Security
• How did I end up here?
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Navigation without map or compass
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• Department of Health and Social Security
• The things you own end up owning you
• breathe deeply, stretch
• Truly Madly Deeply Fallen Quest Guess Guest Testing Best List
• Breathe More Deeply
• It's the End of the World as We Know It
• the living end
• odds and ends
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• Childhood's End
• The End of Time
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• the end times
• business end
• The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
• English words that end with V
• West End Games
• West End Girls
• End of a relationship haiku
• running end
• ends of shoe laces
• End zone
• Bag End
• Put an end to hamster porn!
• end to end
• into the deep end in a few short words
• The song that doesn't end
• end of proof symbol
• Survival kit for the end of the world
• I know when the world will end
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• End of History
• The green light at the end of Daisy's dock
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Fifteen
• The end of Everything as we know it
• End of the day bosses
• When can it end?
• the deep end? what's that?
• End of Words
• The Millennium and the End of Sin
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• How the universe will end
• at the end of the world
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• The end of the Greater London Council
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• What story there awaits its end?

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