Findings:

• Finding out you have cancer
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• What it's like to have cancer
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Cancer
• Cancer Man
• Cancer Boy
• cure for cancer
• Tropic of Cancer
• skin cancer
• cancer survivor
• cancer stick
• breast cancer
• core cancer
• Cervical cancer
• Cancer humor
• Colorectal Cancer
• Cigarettes cause cancer
• Why must smoking cause cancer?
• Oral Cancer Self Exam
• The Topless March For Breast Cancer (free exams given to all topless onlookers)
• Smonking causes cancer
• The Diamond Cancer
• gastric cancer
• checking for testicular cancer
• Age of Cancer
• Power lines and cancer
• Are you trying to get skin cancer?
• Dying of cancer
• Got prostate cancer?
• Play the cancer card
• dog cancer
• Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
• ovarian cancer
• testicular cancer
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Shaving Your Head for Cancer Research
• colon cancer
• Cancer Ward
• Cancer steals, cancer consumes, now cancer must die
• Grilling can cause cancer
• prostate cancer
• oral cancer
• Uterine cancer
• Esophageal Cancer
• lung cancer
• American Cancer Society
• Cancer over Aliens
• metastatic cancer
• I got the cancer
• The Cancer Conspiracy
• Dana-Farber Cancer Institute
• Cancer treatment
• cancer node
• liver cancer
• Ejaculation and prostate cancer
• silence like a cancer grows
• cancer marriage
• Mercury in Cancer
• pancreatic cancer
• madness is a cancer
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• Cancer Research UK
• cancer cuty (user)
• Kidney Cancer
• Knee cancer at the self-improvement rodeo
• Imperial Cancer Research Fund
• Cancer Research Campaign
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• Dealing with your friends having cancer
• Fight Cancer
• Cancer sucks
• Socks, now 19, has cancer.
• Cancer Breakthrough
• Cancer merchant
• Living with Cancer
• The hardest loss of breast cancer
• Acai Berry rectal cancer
• Response to a metastatic cancer patient
• Is cancer man-made?
• Planet Cancer
• Radon and Lung Cancer
• brain cancer
• Bladder cancer
• 5 Signs You'll Get Cancer
• She said her father died of cancer in the sixties
• cancer pen
• Cancer Boy Considers Art
• fuck cancer
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• Maybe once, maybe twice
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?

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