• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm pinching your face!
• You charm'd me not with that fair face
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• Tell me what to dream
• Kiss Me Baby
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Pity me not because the light of day
• I've got the music in me
• Show Me Love
• Hold me
• Tonight You Belong To Me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Pick Me, Pic Me, Pick Me, Pick Me Not
• coding
• In three glorious words you destroyed me
• Manchester Coding
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• he calls me monster
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Flying in the face of conventional stupidity
• can you get enough of me?
• Why Dost Thou Shade Thy Lovely Face?
• earn it. make me love you.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• the devil, the lovers, & me
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• She looks at me and she laughs
• Aphex Face
• Cut me some slack
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• Link: Faces of Evil
• GREASY TOM (user)
• The pleasure of not having a car
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not gay
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• i'm everything (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm so sorry
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I'm Bob the Builder, in my tractor
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• take me away
• Don't stand so close to me
• they're all the same except for me
• Nothing can stop me now
• Which BSD is right for me?
• Kiss Me Deadly
• blow me
• Stop looking at me
• My Company Trusts Me
• Wash Me!
• A part of me
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• They want me for a focus group!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• Don't Blame Me
• Me Against the World
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Mr. T and Me
• me!!!!!!!! (user)
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Half of Me
• /me misses Hermetic
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Singing softly to me
• Me and Edith Head
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• You were always so good to me
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• Carl and me
• let me love you (user)
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• Me Kissing Vinoodh
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• sparse coding
• he that is not with me is against me
• Face Dancer (user)
• give me your most honest smile
• Experience tells me not to try
• a face peeking in your window
• Give me your knees
• I can't see your face in my mind
• block me (user)

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