Findings:

• Man will even get used to the gallows
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• I will remember this quote for future use
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Even the dead will not be safe
• 15 will get you 20
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• The bomber will always get through
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• You will get yours
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Get used to it
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• How to get Apache to use simple URIs
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• It will get better
• I used to get sick quite often
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Things that we will never use
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• five will get you ten
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Life will get easier
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Stoned music memories
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Courtesy And Good Will Toward Men
• Peace on earth and good will toward men
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Questions we use to test men
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• This is the concept you will use to make yourself invisible
• we can get along even though we disagree
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• not even thirty
• Even my faults he adores
• "42" is even to any base
• Even if we're not together
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Even nerds need people skills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Even permutations are not odd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even the moon was wrong
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Even In Death
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Even trees die
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Even Johansen
• Even the Queen
• even steven (user)
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• what is this i don't even
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• even my socks
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• And I don't even know their names
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Even the trees here are scrappy
• Even monochrome is not so simple
• Round half to even
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Even the tides have more friends than you

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