Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "no matter who wins the election, the country's going to be run by morons"

• No matter who plays it
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• George W. Bush is a moron, and there is no 'grey matter' there
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• How it's Going to Be
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation of Matter and Spirit
• everything is going to be alright
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Old man who lived by the crick
• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Top 100 countries ranked by area
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• No place I'd rather be
• My life may no longer be my own
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Judging women by their books
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Top 100 countries ranked by population
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• play dumb
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• Music need not be popular to be good
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Who Will Be There
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• It's going to be fine
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• There will be no more stories to read
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• No one can be in two places at once
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• The man who refused to be King
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI

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