Findings:
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
- The well-groomed ones? Those are liberal arts majors.
- Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- I'm in one of those moods again
- The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- angel food goodies, or one red light and one green light
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- One lump or two?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- Just One Of Those Days
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I was one of those girls
- Cooking for One
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- Eleven or One
- Be a model or just look like one
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- pity be for those with one thing to say
- One of those days
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- it's just one of those nights..
- One of those people with a disproportionately sized feature of their body
- Coffee-drinking Assholes
- Presidents & Assholes
- The theory that women prefer assholes
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
- ass$hole (user)
- Stop acting like an asshole
- Dance-floor asshole
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- Berangier of the Long Asshole
- Assholes and elbows
- An Asshole (user)
- Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
- International Assholes' Day
- asshole (user)
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- why girls like assholes
- Asshole Bitch (user)
- assholes (user)
- Assholes on the internet
- Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Christ, what an asshole.
- fried asshole
- Christ, what an asshole
- Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
- Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
- It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
- Get fucked, asshole!
- Harold Bluetooth
- Bluetooth
- Easy wireless internet with Knoppix, bluetooth, and T-Mobile
- Motorola Stereo Bluetooth Headphones HT820
- headset
- Obsequious One (user)
- Anonymous One (user)
- One
- square one
- Buy one gallon of gas at a time
- number one
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
- One Ring
- ones
- Tie one on
- Channel One
- that one
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- One Microsoft Way
- One Love
- One Node to Rule Them All
- Trust No One
- Pepsi One
- The Young Ones
- One Lap of America
- Dry bones can harm no one
- in a sanctuary of geeks, not one solution
- In one sitting
- The Other One
- Hackers - Episode One: The Phantom Mitnick
- one inch punch
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- One Shot One Kill
- one-night stand
- One Foot in the Grave
- To the world you're just one person
- one name phenomenon
- everything is on the One
- loved one
- One Hundred Years of Solitude
- The Big One
- The One
- Two men enter, one man leaves
- deep one
- Capricorn One
- Add One to Cobol
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- triptych minus one
- The Sickness of Cuchulainn and the One Jealousy of Emer
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 1
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 2
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 4
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 5
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 6
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 7
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 8
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 9
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 10
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 11
- The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 12
- on the one
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Radio One
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- Economics in One Lesson
- Hole in one
- Don't put all your eggs in one basket
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- No one knows my plan
- One of the Heroes
- The ritualistic cannibalization of one's own savior is weird
- A Widow for One Year
- Dark One
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