• socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
• Guiness Genius (user)
• Evil genius mixmaster
• and/or
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Bad or missing command interpreter
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• C is for Cookie or Corpse
• Secret government conspiracies or greeting card factories
• Tierra o Muerte: Land or Death
• Everything is fallen or otherwise
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Actively or Passively?
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• evil genius man (user)
• Bobby Orr
• -or
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• indulgence or indictment
• Should I stay or should I go?
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Dead or Alive 2
• Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
• For Love or Money
• Brown Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• How to herd people in public
• push or knock
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• It must have rained or something
• descry or (user)
• Deal or No Deal
• Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Hope is a revolutionary patience
• The Adventures of Barry Ween, Boy Genius
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Do or do not, there is no try
• paper or plastic
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• Letters or Symbols?
• Crustless spinach or broccoli quiche
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
• William Orr
• Is this poetry or crap?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• Fuck it or kill it
• How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• To Pacify or Not
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• Allergy or Intolerance: The Culinary Difference Between Life and Death
• Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
• To care or not to care?
• Lines of genius
• Truth or Dare
• Bikini or thong?
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Now or Never
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• right or wrong
• Sir Hornbook; or, Childe Launcelot's Expedition
• Finding or Creating a Writers' Workshop Group
• Beauty with love, false or true
• Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• At Home Or Abroad And Anywhere In Between
• Neanderthal race, or man
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Love, Lust or Loneliness?
• Anagram Genius
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Intelligence or talent -- the effects of definition
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• EF or FF?
• My Little Pony or porn star?
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• White Fricasseed Chicken or Rabbit
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Human Nature in Chinese and Greek Philosophy: External or Internal?
• Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Lachrimæ, or Seven Teares
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Come strong or stay home
• "I want to make the milk," or, More Tales from Youth
• plain sailing or not
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• Patience Worth
• Sad Genius (user)
• Red or Blue Pill
• more or less
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• any way, shape or form
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Guilty Wind or Wing
• Potato or Parmentier Soup
• Trade or Opium?
• My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
• pets or meat
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
• My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust
• Bismarck or Britain?
• You, standing
• Read Or Die : The TV Series
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• Root pig or die
• Eat shit or puke trying
• The Fight with the Snapping Turtle: Or, the American St. George
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?

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