Findings:
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
- ASCII
- ASCII art
- Table of ASCII Characters
- ASCII characters
- Odd ASCII Characters
- E2 ASCII art
- ASCII Art Ensemble
- ASCII pin-ups of the forties
- ASCII sort order
- ASCII to binary
- The birth of leadership, an ASCII pic
- How to make ASCII characters in HTML
- ASCII 127
- Deep ASCII
- basic Latin (ASCII) subsets of Unicode
- ASCII art conversion tool
- IPA/ASCII feature abbreviations
- IPA/ASCII segment symbols
- IPA/ASCII diacritics
- IPA/ASCII segment table
- IPA/ASCII segment list
- IPA/ASCII
- IPA/ASCII character table
- Drawing knots with ASCII art
- ASCII pad
- IPA/ASCII Representation of Sounds in English
- ASCII porn
- ASCII Pic
- ASCII art: AppleTrek II - The Wrath of Khan
- How to make ASCII art
- Using Special Characters in Titles (document)
- edev: searching for funky ascii
- Converting ASCII to UTF-8
- Converting ASCII to Base-64
- pronouncing ASCII characters
- ascii (user)
- How to read binary-coded ASCII
- excuse
- Excuse me
- Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Tomorrow's just an excuse away
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- The good excuse of cigarettes
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Religion is no excuse for violence
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Ignorance is no excuse
- Jedi excuse
- SubGenius Divine Excuse
- juggler's excuses
- Stupid White Men and Other Sorry Excuses for the State of the Nation
- Actual excuse notes teachers have received
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- a good excuse (user)
- Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
- Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
- excuse moi (user)
- Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
- bad excuse (user)
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- No Excuses
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Excuses
- graphing calculator
- please
- Take my wife, please!
- Please wait: Updating personalised settings for Microsoft Internet Explorer
- Hurry up please it's time
- Please Please Me
- Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Pleased
- Someone please kill me
- please explain
- Please use plain text
- Please help me!
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
- Please take a number
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Please Kill Me
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Ticket, please.
- nigga please
- Please cut back on your car usage
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Could We Start Again, Please?
- Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Please stop annoying me
- listen()
- Please Save My Earth
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
- Please don't feed the troll
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- I'd like a new lease on life, please.
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- say please
- Please don't bring your kids
- Please clear the field; the game is not over
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Give me a moment, please
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Pleased as Punch
- Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
- Please recycle
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- please forgive me (user)
- Please Fix This Bug. (user)
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
- Please insert nicotine
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- If you are *not* ariels, please [click here].
- So Pretty Please
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- Please call again
- Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Pleased to Meet You
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
- Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
- She sits where she pleases
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Got any ID please?
- Time Travelers please help!
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Die Please (user)
- Please, Teacher!
- You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
- Please Smile My Noise Bleed
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Will you please be quiet, please?
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