• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• You stole what they would have given you
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Where have all the poets gone?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Half-sour pickle
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• The dog who would not back off
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• What pornos would have us believe
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Who Would True Valour See
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• Nobody cares who would in a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• you would have been
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Using a command line
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• Know your pets
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• The dog who would not beg
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Actors who have played Hitler
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Type A blood
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• The dog who would not move
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• I would like to have emotions
• The dog who would not come in
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• May I Have This Dance?
• Saigyo
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• All poets like to kick
• Taking things at surface value
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
• Capitalize, please
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
• Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Praise the Lord Who Reigns Above
• The Man who Died
• The Man Who Came to Dinner
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• A Night of Maximum R&B: The Who, July 1, 2002
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• The Boy who invented the Bubble Gun
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• a boy who flew
• people who don't exist
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Would you like a doughnut?
• How Hume would respond to Descartes
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Dig Dug
• Have a nice day
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Art has an actual purpose
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• They have taken enough
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You have to keep loving
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Why do children have to die?
• You and I have power supplies
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Poet
• Poets of Rhythm
• The Poet (user)
• homage to a dead poet with a sense of humor
• The Man Who Sold the World
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Who Dares Wins
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Why people who jog live longer

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