A pressed ham is a kind of anal voyeurism. To deliver a pressed ham unto some unsuspecting victim, simply drop your pants and press your bare ass cheeks against a window. Anyone on the other side of that window is your victim.

Pressed hams are perfect for snooty restaurants with street-level windows.

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