Findings:
- When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- When you blow out like a dead star
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- What is there to say, decades after the fact?
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- A metaphor for sex
- When your mind races, who wins?
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- Blow Out the Candle
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- When all the stars go out at night
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- What happens to milk after cheese?
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- Printing something to find out where the printer is
- Books you loan out to expand friends' minds
- The night when I felt like speaking my mind
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
- there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
- Blow Out
- Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
- fuck around and find out
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- Blow out tide
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
- An important sentence to know when going abroad
- The winds out of the west land blow
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- When in doubt, throw it out
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- moment after moment, we have to find our own way
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Blow it out your ass it's Veruca Salt
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Weird things you find when reading documentation
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- Fan Out and Find the Focker
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- Going out with a bang
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- When are you going to stop running?
- masturbating right after working out
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- the tide going out
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- Going out for a smoothie with your dad
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Footfall after footfall, out to the pingo
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Going After Cacciato
- Out of My Mind
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- startled out of my mind
- Out of storage media, out of mind
- Get your mind out of the gutter
- Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight
- After the flood all the colors came out
- What happens when a Pope dies
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- Out of his fucking mind
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- when in doubt run it out
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- Out of sight, still in mind, completely permanent
- Her heart is in little tiny pieces that are going to blow away.
- I Blow Minds For A Living
- When the Wind Blows
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Find an out
- Lord, Blow the Moon Out Please
- How to find out your own IP address
- Finding out where a net user lives
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Words will blow your mind
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- maybe everything will work out after all
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Is she really going out with him?
- swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
- Ways of going out in cricket
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- What happens when we die?
- Dave, My Mind is Going
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- What's going to happen next?
- going out
- What will happen after humans are extinct?
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- This is When it Happens
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- Level 2
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Good things rarely happen after midnight
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