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• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• To the world you're just one person
• Your World Of Text
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter sixteen
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter eight
• Radical Idea: One Time Zone for the Whole World
• average person
• one person, one vote in a unitary state
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter four
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• One of the Greatest Things in the World
• One World Advertising
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter Two
• One World
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Unrestricted Submarine Warfare in World War One
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter eleven
• Madmen have a world all their own
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter nine
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter one
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter seventeen
• One person in two bodies
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter fifteen
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter five
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• The World's Dullest Person
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter three
• As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• if you still read my nodes, Mike, this one's for you
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter seven
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter twelve
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter ten
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter six
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• How many pictures is one word worth?
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter fourteen
• It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
• One British Royal Marine is worth 100 Taliban Soldiers!
• Each one has their own story
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter thirteen
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• One World, One Dream
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• unknowing actors in an earthquake movie where there is only an earthquake inside of one person.
• World At One
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• How to paste one person's face over another
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• the world is made of only one thing, and the other one is perspective
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Ms Blithe tours the great stereotypes of the world, part one.
• Britain Entering World War I
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• once set, words make a world of their own
• As long as there are girls left to dance with this world is worth saving
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Average (user)
• Earned Run Average
• Average Land Speed of Animals
• Dow Jones Industrial Average
• Weighted Average with denominator 7
• average male viewer
• Average Joe (user)
• the average number of fixed points of a permutation is 1
• load average
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• Law of averages
• Equivalent Average
• Average Atmospherocepalic Bureaucrat in the Act of Milking a Cranial Harp
• Average Call Time
• Being average is rare
• Invitation to average war
• To be noble in an average life
• average total cost
• If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
• Average logarithmic energy decrement per collision
• Zero knowledge computation of the average salary
• Standard Average European
• Average G (user)
• elliptical weighted average
• Average dice
• The average noder's age (e2poll)
• the average population of the universe is zero
• average guy (user)
• Average Freight Rate Assessment
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• My Life Is Average
• Average face
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• PC Engine CD-ROM²
• PC Engine Super CD-ROM²
• PC Engine LT Super CD-ROM² Adapter
• CD-ROM drive
• CD-ROM speeds
• Proprietary CD-ROM interface
• lifetime
• Tony Williams Lifetime
• Lifetime Television for Women
• Once in a Lifetime
• spectacle of a lifetime
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• It's Your Chance of a Lifetime
• Lifetime Movie Network
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• A minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips
• National Geographic's 50 Places of a Lifetime
• Lifetime lease on a square foot of Islay
• National Geographic's 50 Places of a Lifetime - America
• Lifetime employment in Japan
• dark lifetimes
• Lifetime movies and porn
• A Lifetime
• The $1,000,000 Chance of a Lifetime
• a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
• Every Second Without You Lasts a Lifetime
• British Book Lifetime Achievement Award
• You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
• they gather between lifetimes where the water shines
• Race of a Lifetime
• You get what anybody gets, you get a lifetime
• Every lifetime happens just once.
• every decade a lifetime
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• Interpersonal Reflections on the Worst and Most Important Election in My Lifetime
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• Dry bones can harm no one
• in a sanctuary of geeks, not one solution
• In one sitting
• The Other One
• Hackers - Episode One: The Phantom Mitnick
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• One Shot One Kill
• one-night stand
• One Foot in the Grave
• one name phenomenon
• everything is on the One
• loved one
• One Hundred Years of Solitude
• The Big One
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• deep one
• Capricorn One
• Add One to Cobol
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish

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