Findings:

• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Before you, there was me
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• full bottle in front of me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• This node was made for you and me
• simple answers make me insane
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• I was a homeless bum
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Excuse me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Not me
• Mes-
• Drug Me
• Pardon me
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Society made me what I am
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• You Really Got Me
• Zap me
• Let Me Entertain You
• Give me a break!
• I vs. me
• Better him than me
• Roll With Me, Henry
• Just call me fluffy
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Drink Me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Me and a Gun
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• That man bit me
• Taste me, taste me
• Tell me a story about trains
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• England Made Me
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Below me
• You're not the boss of me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Peel me a grape
• Someone please kill me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• talk to me not the computer
• away from me
• Gag me with a spoon
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Please help me!
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I and me
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• Eat Me
• Why Not Me?
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Me too
• Come to Me
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Please Please Me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• What, me worry?
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Big Me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• they're all the same except for me
• Roger and Me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Are you hitting on me?
• why me?
• Rape Me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Speak To Me
• Cut me a switch, boy!

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