Findings:
- Helping people cheat
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- i want to know you. who you really are.
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- The tears of the earth keep her smile in blooms
- barefoot and pregnant
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- I keep her in my pocket
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- oh, Johnny Johnny Johnny, I want that kind of love
- She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
- The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Who wants some schlock
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- I want you to know who I am beyond my name
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
- Guys who wear skirts
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- funny fat guy who dies
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- My mother wants her mother to die
- you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Why you don't want to piss her off
- She's the kind of woman who
- The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
- Want (the state of not having her)
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- The bored who complain
- subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- i just want to know who i am
- The Highly Mutated Sea Bass Who Wanted to Take Over the World
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- Girl All The Bad Guys Want
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- I don't want to see her
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- The one the queen keeps her eye on
- her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- She keeps her lies everywhere
- I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- We don't want YOUR kind here!
- I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- Who Wants to Live Forever?
- Who wants trident?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Who wants a down vote
- On Being the one who goes away
- Barefooted
- The Barefoot Contessa
- Barefoot Revolution
- I've walked on the Moon barefoot.
- dancing barefoot
- girl in love, barefoot
- Being and Nothingness
- The Importance of Being Earnest
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Being and Time
- When you are being sacrificed
- why are we who we are?
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- Supreme Beings of Leisure
- Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- The curse of being named Tim
- being complimentary
- What's wrong with being independent
- Jewel not being mean for a minute
- Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
- The Importance of Being Educated
- Accidental death odds
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Being an artist warps the mind
- at the thought of being close to you..
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
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