Findings:
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- They knew what our pain would be.
- the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- There are times when they seem to be right
- What happens when we die?
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- You stole what they would have given you
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- If they would only choose to hear it
- the moment when they take possession of you
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- How it would happen
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- People don't flail when they die
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- When you kill people they die
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- i only knew when silence screamed
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- When I would muse in boyhood
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
- We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- The Ten Commandments revised
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- What happens when a Pope dies
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- This is When it Happens
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- when they take my blood
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- Eye contact at a distance
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- Something Happens
- As It Happens
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- You mean the me that you would be
- The Second Coming of Christ already happened
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- overnight success does not happen overnight
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- What happens to nice girls?
- It Can't Happen Here
- Everything Happens at Night
- The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
- Accidents will happen
- If you told me this never happened
- Nothing Much Happens
- What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- What's happened to Polytheism recently?
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Everything happens now
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- What happens in a car crash
- How could God let this happen?
- No evil can happen
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