Findings:

• kidney stone
• haiku are like small, beautiful round stones shining---complete and wondrous
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• Like a Rolling Stone
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• Hard like fucking stone
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• #helpdesk
• Helpdesk rules of engagement
• Miskatonic University Helpdesk
• kidney
• Selling a kidney on ebay
• Steak and kidney pie
• The day I listened to the Televangelist's special kidney prayer with deaf ears
• kidney theft
• coriander and kidney bean salad
• polycystic kidney disease
• kidney bean
• African green monkey kidney cells
• kidney failure
• Kidney Vetch
• Horseshoe kidney
• Kidney pool
• Steak and Kidney Pudding
• Kidney Cancer
• Butternut and Kidney Bean Curry
• kidney punch
• Kidney (user)
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Like
• Smells Like Teen Spirit
• breeding like rabbits
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Trip Like I Do
• Tastes like chicken
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Head Like a Hole
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• Lovin' you like rubbers
• I never thought it would be like this
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Walk Like an Egyptian
• It's Like, You Know...
• Take it like a man
• Suicide is a legitimate option in a case like this
• hung like a horse
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Cake Like
• Making like the rabbits
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Spies Like Us
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• Party Like It's 1499
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• I do not like doctors
• like an ashtray
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• In like Flynn
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Driven Like the Snow
• The future like a corpse in snow
• Run Like Hell
• Like there's no tomorrow
• I like monkeys
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• These are your eyes. The stones through which you view the world. Its lens changing as it turns.
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• like ships in the night
• insulting people you like
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Why I Like the Soviet National Anthem
• like this
• Like a Dream
• Like a Dream (2)
• My heart is like the sun
• As You Like It
• Why I like New Mexico
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Webster 1913 sounding like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• food fight
• out like a light
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• i like my body when it is with your
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• As You Like It I.ii
• As You Like It I.iii
• As You Like It II.i
• As You Like It II.ii
• As You Like It II.iii
• As You Like It II.iv
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• Like Cockatoos
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Like nailing jelly to a tree
• Mommy, why are those ducks wrestling like that?
• Fuck like bunnies
• Japanese people like to play games
• Never look like you're staring
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• I don't see like you
• Like tears in rain
• joy is like curing hiccups
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• You like me, you really like me!
• Why men like women's breasts
• Men did not always like large breasts
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Like Water for Chocolate
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• The universe is flickering like my television set
• I like cock
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils
• Act like you know
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• I like cheese
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Urinating like a woman
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• Describing feelings with words is like playing the piano with a baseball bat
• Noding is like writing poetry
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• Blue smells like fresh
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• curved penis
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• I don't like moving.
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Like A Friend
• Throws like a girl
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Sweating like a whore in church

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