Findings:

• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Personality is defined by other people
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• Dead links in writeups
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Ground rush
• The Invasion of Ireland by Casnar's People
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• People referred to by three initials
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• Things people put up their butts
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• do not choose your beliefs; find them
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• continuous functions are determined by their values on a dense subset
• By my balls, I do swear.
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Why do people believe in God?
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Characterizing stoners by reference to stoned people
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• A circle is defined by three points
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Addressing others by their user names
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• Stuff White People Do
• what desire will make foolish people do
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What guys do with their penis
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• Know your pets
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• The jongleurs for once in their lives were winning a battle (well, for themselves at least)
• Sons measure themselves against their fathers
• People who carp about their jobs
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• The Invasion of Ireland by Parlothan's People
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• The Classical Anthology defined by Confucius
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Judging women by their books
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• How do you define your gender?
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• Know the mute by finding their storyteller
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Treatment of corporations
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Are images defined through their visual language?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• Do blind people dream?
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Capitalize, please
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• By their fruits you shall know them
• why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• A version of themselves
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• by hand
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• Go by hand
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire

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