Findings:
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- The thing you are looking for does not exist. Should I create it for you?
- exist
- exists
- Do aliens exist?
- Contradictions don't exist
- Time does not exist
- Does free will exist?
- Color does not exist
- Proof that there exist irrational a,b for which a^b is rational
- beyond the veil of nothingness there exists a sea of poets, judges all
- Dr Pepper imitations
- InBetween City, 4: printers still exist and are still misunderstood and hated irrationally
- Christianity does not exist
- Orgasms exist entirely in your head
- Gusty winds may exist
- For every set there exists a larger set
- God probably doesn't exist
- Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Natural rights don't exist
- There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
- Nothing unreal exists
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- writing songs that already exist
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- The "future" does not exist
- Does Santa exist?
- I smile just because you exist
- ∃
- Everything existed as though painted in a dream
- Beauty exists in scummy soup skin
- Time does not exist without rain
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- B Battery
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- Queer Youth Exist
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
- There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- The movements exist on their own terms, manifesting rare beauty
- Gibson architecture
- exists (user)
- A light exists in spring
- exist (user)
- Zen Story: Nothing Exists
- Why emotions exist
- Therefore, God exists
- My Dream Girl Don't Exist
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- already exists (user)
- When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
- Proof that Napoleon Bonaparte never existed
- the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- you exist only that the information may continue to exist
- Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
- The glass does not exist.
- According to the Turing Test, I do not exist
- Love does not exist
- I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
- And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
- Why Heaven and Hell Cannot Exist
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- people who don't exist
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
- Stereotypes Exist For A Reason
- Why do we exist?
- as if he didn't exist
- Put an unmonitored piano in a public place. It's the only real magic that exists.
- the words poser and wannabe don't exist anymore
- A religion based on Kanye West is a thing that exists
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- There exist some
- The dishes in the drying rack do not exist
- Infinity Doesn't Exist
- The world used to exist in this empty space
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- nostalgia for things that never existed
- The Temptation to Exist
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- hens exist for the cock
- do paradoxes exist?
- the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
- it's the space between things that allows them to exist
- Discordianism in the ranks of the the Cabal That Doesn't Exist
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- should
- People in glass houses should not throw stones
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Should I be happy?
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- If I should die
- Front porch, what should have been said
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
- What should I ask Microsoft?
- Things you should know about King James
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- Geeks should not fight about their distros
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Serving saké
- Statistics every writer should know
- If I Should Fall from Grace with God
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- things you should know about your hamster's cage
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Things guys think girls should know
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- Should I feel guilty?
- Men should never call themselves feminists
- Funerals should be a celebration
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Should I be sorry?
- The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
- If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
- Why I should quit Everything
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Magazines should ban anorexic models
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Why I eat sardines, and why you should too
- Should the Wide World Roll Away
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
- Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
- Supposing that I should have the courage
- I should be able to remember your face
- Children should be seen and not heard
- This should make you very quiet
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- You should know better
- Things they should teach in school
- Why you should understand the tools you use
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- One should not marry such a maiden
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- Ideally, the words should make sense
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- Should I stay or should I go?
- Why I think I should go to bed
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Farmers' Market
- I should be running in the sunshine
- the key commands all emacs users should know
- Things everyone should know about cars
- Automobile tire pressure
- Why you should learn self-defense
- Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
- Reasons you should take up guitar
- We should all like sex and drugs
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- You want that I should rough him up?
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- Why you should keep your contact lenses clean
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