Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you can telephone Americans between 9:00 a.m. and 9:00 p.m. without awakening them"

• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• 900 foot Jesus
• MC 900 Foot Jesus
• 90 Degrees
• 50 percent of pregnancies end in miscarriage
• 900s
• State Road 90
• Saab 900
• Psalm 90
• Moby Dick - Chapter 90
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 90
• Paradroid 90
• Fortran 90
• hyper-ironic 90's
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• 900 MHz
• 10% life, 90% drama
• Freedom 90
• Everyone goes to Vegas in the 90's
• Interstate 90
• US Highway 90
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• 90 Day Wonder
• 9:00 swing
• In 90 Minutes
• Vector Angles less than 90 Degrees
• 90% fat free (user)
• The 900 Number
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• Astrophil and Stella: Sonnet 90
• Tottenham Hotspur: Season 1889/90
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• Patriarch turning 90
• 10 percent inspiration and 90 percent perspiration
• Handspring Treo 90
• Dewey Decimal System: 900
• Air Florida Flight 90
• The new economy: 90% of the utility is 10% of the cost
• JLA #90
• MXR Phase 90
• Playhouse 90
• Beverly Cleary, age 90
• 50/50/90 rule
• 90 day detention
• 90's
• 90's web design
• You might be a '90s kid if
• 90 head 90 miles
• Blue Sky 90 (user)
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Factors in cultural split between American North & South
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• it's the space between things that allows them to exist
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Until the earth and sky met and locked the distance between them forever
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• we can take them
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• what can i see without looking?
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• without really seeing them and
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I am caught in between
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• I am so an American
• Can Am
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• Differences between European and American Spanish
• Excerpt from the second post-election telephone exchange between Bush and Gore
• British and European inability to distinguish between American and Yank
• Americans' inability to distinguish between England and Britain
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• I am an American mutt
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• And the silence between them? Like the stars.
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• They lead us without speaking. They invite us to walk with them on the irresistible path.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• How to fit pants without trying them on
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• AM/PM
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I Am
• Frankfurt am Main
• am
• .am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• I am a fish
• Why I am neurotic about love
• AMM
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• What am I, chopped liver?
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• I am scared
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
• I am wrong
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I am a wicked child
• Hello. My name is c--- and I am a recovering goth.
• I am a clown
• I am a sexist
• I am Jane
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Behold! I am a muppet psychic
• I am invisible
• I am a minority of one
• R.E.M. ordering breakfast at Denny's at 3 AM
• Am/F

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