A medium sized
country, too large to be properly livable, too small to be of any global significance, in or around NW
Europe. Superficially attractive, although travel around it is largely impracticable, its main social characteristics are a complete lack of
solidarity and a tendency to despise anything that might be considered "
clever", fostered by the lingering
squirearchy and the
tabloid press. Possesses a vestigial empire which includes
Wales,
Scotland and the
Falkland Islands. The seat of government is
Washington, DC and the
established religion is
shopping.
The beer is quite good, though.