I can't sit still in class.
They give me Ritalin™.
They give me A's.
I get drug-induced fears of the sun spontanously exploding and of black holes at the age of 6.
They take me off Ritalin™.
I can't handle school. I leave school. I get depressed. They give me Prozac™.
I stop taking Prozac™.
I smoke Cannibis.
I don't get depressed anymore.
They give me jail.