Well, in light of recent information, and given the age of Pac-Man, well... lemme go back a little. Pac is old. He was past his prime in his debut at your local bar. Well, it wasn't that he wasn't a popular guy, or even a really nice guy... but think about all the trouble he had running from those fat, fat ghosts. And just try to count how many times they caught up with him...

shakes his head

It's kind of sad. Anyway, I've heard that recently, taking those 'power pills' has become more of a necessity than a fun pastime experience.