Nobody liked my original writeup. I realized that's because nobody is my absolute
best friend for life.
Nobody loves
everything about me.
Nobody thinks I'm
perfect.
Nobody can
appreciate me for who I really am.
Nobody treats me with all the dignity I think I deserve.
Nobody is always there for me.
Nobody listens to everything I have to say.
Nobody will always
stick around, no matter what.
Nobody cares about every last trivial little detail of my life.
If I ever feel lonely, I take comfort in the fact that at least I have nobody to keep me company.