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(thing) by Footprints Mon Nov 06 2000 at 17:48:19

The Art Of Insulting

An Essay by Footprints

This essay is intended to offend.

Table Of Contents

Preface to the Everything2 edition

Introduction

Chapter I - Why should I insult?

Chapter II - Who do I insult?

Chapter III - How do I insult?

Chapter IV - Parental Insults

Chapter V - Intelligence Insults

Chapter VI - Body Insults

Chapter VII - Racial Insults

Chapter VIII - Spics Insults

Chapter IX - Random Insults

Chapter X - Indirect insults

Chapter XI - Miscellaneous Insults

Chapter XII - Excerpt from the 1992 World Insulting Championship Final in Brussels (Vassilyevich vs. White)

Appendix A - Mix 'n' Match

FAQ

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The Art Of Insulting - Preface to the Everything2 edition The Art Of Insulting - Introduction The Art Of Insulting - Chapter I - Why should I insult? The Art Of Insulting - Chapter XII- Excerpt from the 1992 World Insulting Championship Final in Brussels (Vassilyevich vs. White)
The Art Of Insulting - Chapter V - Intelligence Insults The Art Of Insulting - Chapter IX - Random Insults The Art Of Insulting - Chapter IV - Parental Insults The Art Of Insulting - Chapter VII - Racial Insults
The Art Of Insulting - Chapter VI - Body Insults The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult? The Art Of Insulting - Chapter X - Indirect Insults The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
The Art Of Insulting - Chapter VIII - Spics Insults The Art Of Insulting - Chapter XI - Miscellaneous Insults The Art Of Insulting - FAQ The Art Of Insulting - Appendix A - Mix 'n' Match
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