This page brought to you by the makers of
Marker System (A Drinker's Guide to Avoiding Coyote Arm)
fOOTPRINTS fOR pRESIDENT!
Sick of the Israelis and Palestinains blowing one another to smithereens?
NO MORE I SAY! NO MORE!
fOOTPRINTS fOR pRESIDENT!
As president, Footprints will:
Sounds radical? Not at all! By doing this, Footprints will:-
FEAR NOT SAID SHE
FOR MIGHTY DREAD
HAD SEIZED YOUR TROUBLED MINDS
Our God-given rights to supremacy will be unaltered!
This way our
divine rights to
the best jobs, most of the
university placements and perfect
sustainability of our
financial security
GLAD TIDINGS OF GREAT JOY I BRING
TO YOU AND ALL MANKIND!
To support
fOOTPRINTS fOR pRESIDENT!
PayPal money to FootprintsForPresident@Footprints.gov.il
To have your banner ad appear above, send a donation of US$100 or more.
In its original version. /msg me and I'll explain the joke. Footprints knows about this and sanctions the writeup but not the literal meaning of its contents. Which is pretty much the author's view too.