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fOOTPRINTS fOR pRESIDENT!

Sick of the Israelis and Palestinains blowing one another to smithereens?

NO MORE I SAY! NO MORE!

fOOTPRINTS fOR pRESIDENT!

As president, Footprints will:

Sounds radical? Not at all! By doing this, Footprints will:-

FEAR NOT SAID SHE
FOR MIGHTY DREAD
HAD SEIZED YOUR TROUBLED MINDS

Our God-given rights to supremacy will be unaltered!

This way our divine rights to the best jobs, most of the university placements and perfect sustainability of our financial security

GLAD TIDINGS OF GREAT JOY I BRING
TO YOU AND ALL MANKIND!

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In its original version. /msg me and I'll explain the joke. Footprints knows about this and sanctions the writeup but not the literal meaning of its contents. Which is pretty much the author's view too.