The Monument is a column rising from the center of Mount Vernon Place. It has a statue of George Washington at the top. For a few dollars, you can climb to the top and see most of Baltimore.

One time, I was taking this girl from DC around Baltimore when we happened to pass by the Monument. She burst out laughing and said something like "I thought *ours* was phallic". The one in DC is indeed phallic, but the one in Baltimore is shaped *exactly* like a penis.

Father Of Our Country, indeed.