Chatterbox Quotes
Because context is everything...
spiregrain: I like the infamous non-rhyming limerick - "She was a young woman from Prague/ Whose forehead was shaped like a book/ when she trod on a nail/ it went into her shoe/ and now there's a nail in her shoe"
Evil Catullus: I tried to seduce the hunky young priest at my Church when I was 15. He wouldn't bite. Damn it.
ryano: What are the odds?
spiregrain: 15 is a bit old for them
TenMinJoe: I did notice that zombie movies offer the scriptwriter a very convenient method to dispose of characters that have served their purpose.
TenMinJoe: "Hmm, done with this guy really, what shall I do with him ah yes RAAAR ZOMBIES RANDOMLY EAT HIM"
StrawberryFrog: I want a pet octupus.
StrawberryFrog: And I'd build it a little electic car full of water, so it could drive around.
TenMinJoe: (electric octopus car)++
StrawberryFrog: with a glass dome on top, and it's tentacles wrapped around the joystick...
spiregrain: yea, and then the army of octopi that take over the planet in little water-filled tanks will kill you last.
Oolong has a friend who wrote back to the TV Licence people politely explaining that although the did have a TV set, it wasn't for watching but was simply used to provide parts for the time machine they were building. They apparently accepted this.
XWiz: My cat is shamelessly masturbating. I'm astounded.
eien_meru: Childhood is annoying.
inlet: I can't believe you'd say such a thing. Childhood allows you to freely eat crayons and glue.
tyrannosaurus: hello all
Walter: AHHH A DINOSAURR
Walter: AAAHHHHHHHHHH
TenMinJoe: There's a parallel universe where every coin toss so far has come up "heads"
TenMinJoe: I bet the physicists in that universe really hate it there.
spiregrain: what is the natural habitat of the Gorilla? Mist?
sam512: They went to the moon, and they brought back rock! Trouble is, we've got rock. "ROCK, Neil? Did you look at the planet before you took off? It's MADE of the stuff!"
Andromache01: Ahh, babies. I could probably punt one pretty far.
bewilderbeast: Haha, I put a picture of some socks I knitted on flickr, and was promptly asked to add it to a fetishist pool (for socks and shoes).
GhettoAardvark: The real question, is did you accept?
bewilderbeast: I think yes! Whatever gets you off, internet.
Noung: I see Excalibur still hasn't got over me.
Noung: I just don't date offensive weapons.
Noung: I'll be experimenting with my sexuality with a shield.
Aerobe: At least you're using protection.
rootbeer277 makes note: historical data only works for dates in the _past_
ZoeB: in stonehenge, you stand in the middle and go "WTF does this do, then?"
ZoeB: it has no instructions :/
tentative: The song "tentative" by System of A Down is terrible.
tentative: It isn't about me at all!
Jet-Poop: "Love is the only truth" is the most smarmy-college-freshman thing I've heard in ages. Take a damn physics class.
avalyn: I prefer henchpersons to minions.
avalyn: Having minions implies something supernatural. And that's just not me.
Oolong is full of pancakes.
dannye: DRAG ME TO HELL
dannye: We just turned this DVD off at the halfway mark.
dannye: What's the point?
dannye: I think I know where they were going to drag her.
heirdo: 3 day old McD apple pies likely won't kill me, right?
jessicaj: Likely they weren't good for you in the first place.
spiregrain: heirdo - careful your McD apple pie may still be extremely hot.
sam512: It's so obvious in retrospect. Global warming is caused by the end of the Cold War.