Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian (thing)

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The B. Lee Band	For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable	Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?	Asian porn
God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you	Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can	Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms	MP3
So you think you're Bruce Lee	Scantron