disclaimer: I'm no expert on this but this is what I pieced together. If anything's wrong, tell me about it.

Swedish

Swedish is a Northern Germanic language spoken in Scandinavia. It is closely related to Norwegian and Danish. It is also related to Faroese and Icelandic Swedish is spoken by over 9 million people and is written in the Latin Alphabet (with 3 additional vowels: å, ä, and ö)

Pronunciation

• a
  • a as in father (long)
  • u as in must (short)
• e
  • a as in face (long)
  • e as in bet or a as in hat (short)
  • e as in happening (mute)
• i
  • i as in machine (long)
  • i as in bid (short)
• o
  • oo as in food (long)
  • oo as in good (short)
• u
  • tightly pronounced, peculiar to Swedish (long)
  • between oo as in good and u in hut (short)
• y
  • ü as in German müde (long)
  • shorter ü sound (short)
• å
  • o as in home (long)
  • o as in German hoffen (short)
• ä
  • e as in French mer (long)
  • ai as in French maison (short)
• ö
  • eu as in French peu (long)
  • shorter ö sound (short)
• J - y as in yes
• R - rolled as in Spanish

Pronouns

• Subjective
  • Singular
    • Jag - I
    • Du - You
    • Ni - You (Old Fashioned)
    • Han - He
    • Hon - She
  • Plural
    • Vi - We
    • Ni - You
    • De - They
• Objective
  • Singular
    • Mig - Me
    • Dig - You
    • Er - You
    • Honom - Him
    • Henne - Her
  • Plural
    • Oss - Us
    • Er - You
    • Dem - Them

Verbs

Verbs are fairly simple in Swedish, because they don't change with who's saying them (Jag är, Du är, Han är, and so forth.) There are four conjugation groups in Swedish, but most verbs are of the first conjugation group.

Verbs in the first conjugation are simple. Let's take tala (to speak). To conjugate it in the present tense, take the infinitive (tala) and add -r. Jag talar - I speak. For the Imperfect (Past) tense, take the infinitive (tala), and add -ade. Jag talade - I spoke. The supine tense (used for constructing perfect tenses) is formed by adding -at. Verbs are made into past participles with -ad. Past Participles are only used as adjectives in Swedish. Verbs are negated by placeing inte (not) after them. Jag talar inte - I do not talk. The future tense is formed by putting the present tense form of skola (skall) infront of the infinitive. Jag skall tala - I shall speak. Conditional tenses are formed with the past tense form of Mskola (skulle) plus the infinitive. Jag skulle tala - I would speak.

The imperative (command) tense is the same as the infinitive. Tala! - Speak!

Perfect tenses (like the English: I have walked) are formed by smashing the verb ha, conjugated har in the present tense and hade in the past tense, with the supine of the verb. Jag har talat - I have spoken; Jag hade talat - I had spoken. The perfect future and perfect conditional tenses are constructed as so: skall + ha + supine form of verb. Jag skall ha talat - I shall have spoken; Jag skulle ha talat - I should have spoken

Adverbs are placed after the verb in swedish. maximumlobster pratar svenska långsamt, - maximumlobster speaks slowly in Swedish.

Nouns

Like in lots of languages, Swedish nouns have genders. In Swedish there are two: Common and Neuter. Common, just as its name implies, contains about 75% of Swedish nouns. Its indefinite article is en. Neuter nouns contain the other 25%. The neuter gender's article is ett.

Articles function differently in Swedish than in English. If you place the article before the verb, it is an indefinite article. en hummer - a lobster. But if you place the on the end of the noun, it becomes the definite article. hummern - the lobster. In neuter nouns, the suffix is -et rather than -ett.

Swedish nouns have five declensions to govern how their plurals are formed. First declension plurals are common nouns and end in -or. Second declension nouns are also common gender and form plurals with the -ar suffix. Third declension nouns contain both genders and form plurals with -er. Fourth declension nouns are rare common nouns that end in a vowel in their singular forms. Their plural suffix is -n. Fifth declension nouns are from both genders and have no plural form, they are both singular and plural. To make the plurals definite (e.g. the lobsters), add the suffix -na. Armarna, the arms.

Possessives are formed in Swedish by adding -s (no apostrophe) to the end of a noun, after the rest of the suffixes. hummers - lobster's; hummerns - the lobster's.

Swedish adjectives must agree with nouns. In singular common nouns, the regular form of the adjective is used. En kall vinter, a cold winter. If the noun is neuter, add a -t to the end. Ett kallt bad, a cold bath. To use an adjective with a plural noun (of either gender), add -a to the end. Kallar vintrar, cold winters. Putting adjectives into a state ready for comparison is simple: add -are for the comparitive (e.g. bigger, better), and add -ast for the superlative (e.g. biggest, best). To compare, you use the word än where in English you would use the word than. Han är längre än jag, He is taller than I. Equality is expressed with lika and som. Han är lika ung som jag, he is as young as I. (We're going to cut this short here, because it gets complicated and I'm not good at it. We don't want the blind leading the blind, as my Grandma would put it.)

Other Things

Numbers
ett (or en), två, tre, fyra, fem, sex, sju, åtta, nio, tio, elva, tolv. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. That was fun. Add -ton to make the teens. Femton, fifteen. Tjugo, trettio, fyrtio, femtio, sextio, sjuttio, åttio, nittio. Twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, sixty, seventy, eighty, ninety. For the numbers between, put the big number together with the little one: Tjugotre, Twenty-three. Hundra, tusen, miljon. Hundred, thousand, million. 1999, Ettusenniohundranittionio.

Telling Time
What time is it? is rendered Vad är klockan? (Literally: What is the clock?). To respond: Klockan är två, the clock is two, or better yet: It's 2 o'clock. Halv means half; kvart is quarter; över is used for past, and i is until/to. Fem i tolv, five to twelve.

Ni
Ni and er are honorific pronouns that are used when speaking to elders, titled people, and people you are just being introduced to.

SOURCES

• Essential Swedish Grammar, by Julian Granberry
• http://web.hhs.se/isa/swedish/
• 2 Swedish people I know

Thanks to ilteroi, pfft, tres equis, and SwedishWhore for pointing out mistakes. :D