METH is a character in the
comic Doodle MaCZ, first introduced in page
8, volume 1 ("
The Villians Surface!"). Although at first he and his
cohort,
Crystal, seem to be nothing more than simple
doodle thieves who punk little kids and
Tray for their
money, it is later revealed that METH is actually a
general working for
Evil Inc. (the
graham cracker factory). His true
intentions are revealed during the Evil Inc.
Tournament during Volume 2 -- to
eat Oinks, Tray's Doodle MaC! ...
That is some fucked up shit right there. METH fights against Tray with
Cain (a high-level
skeleton Doodle) but loses against an infuriated Tray's
Cancerous Cyst,
Zorbie.
Even though he meets his end in page 31 of volume 2 ("And So Forth..."), METH appears many times in a greater majority of the gaiden pages -- even starring in a parody of William Shakespeare's MacBeth, called (you guessed it) MacMeth. He is oftentimes seen doing things, like adventuring, alongside Tray and Petey in these side-stories, strangely.
Some fun-fun METH quotes for your ass.
- Crystal: "Wanna see the new attack I taught Rockie?"
METH: "No, I want to have my life ended by my favorite mass murderer."
- "You killed Hitler! What'd he ever do to you?!"
- "Those are scrubZ; they're neither innocent nor people."
And, like several of the other characters, he has a
theme song. METH sings it for the most part, but he also has some
back-up (the stuff in
parentheses; sort of like this writing).
I... am METH.
I punk little kids for their Doodle MaCZ
And when their fathers come to fight
(He just laughs)
Cause I'm METH!
Badass of evil
You'd best not fuck with me
'cause I'll just kill ya'
I've punked every scrub bitch
I've ever known
Made 'em stop their whinin' with...
Crystal: Hey METH! What'cha doing?!
METH: GODDAMNIT CRYSTAL! I'm trying to show off my eliteness!
Crystal: Alright! No reason to get pissy....
That's right!
I'll kick your ass,
And steal all your cash
Then I'll pimp your own mom
Because...
(He's METH! He's METH!
He'll kick your ass!)
Damn right!