When you think life is about to give you a
lemon just remember that your
brain is nothing but a bunch of
electrical impulses and you are an
insignifigant speck in
the greater scheme of things. Once you realize this you can try and get on with your
pointless existance in the universe as a
retarded human who's contributing to the eventual
destruction of their entire
race. :)
This works alot better if you're so
bi-polar that you can't even stand yourself anymore. :)