Some quotes i made a mental note of before I was Borged:

Mayowa (apparently not into winter sports): Black men don't ski!
lectrice: I only need to learn embroidery and playing the piano before I'm ready to be married to a rich guy.
kjl: I hate Lord of the rings! (SharQ got so surprised by this rant that he spilt all of his beer on top of his professional digital camera / portable death ray.)