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Mon Oct 21 2002 at 2:21:21
Congratulations! You are now the
proud owner
of a Penis(tm)!
If you have a Penis(tm), this is important information!
Please read very carefully
. The following limits our
liability
:
For recreational use only
.
Limit one per customer
.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Use as intended
. Penis should not be used as a replacement for brain.
Do not leave in
direct sunlight
,
enclosed vehicle
, or exposed to
extreme temperatures
.
Misuse or careless use may cause serious injury or death
.
Not recommended for use by persons with
heart conditions
or
chronic respiratory problems
.
Do not operate while under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Slippery when wet
.
Keep out of reach of children
.
Warning:
Pastry filling may be hot when heated
.
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and/or inhaling contents may be fatal
, or it may be a lot of fun.
Maximum daily output
should not exceed three (3) uses per day.
Penis
may appear larger in mirror
.
Most of all, our sexy service technicians ("women") stressed:
We reserve the right to refuse service
.
Thank you, and enjoy your new Penis(tm).
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