Here are some facts* about
toothpicks:
Disturbing? Yes. But also
enlightening. Do YOU know who has access to YOUR toothpicks?
No one has ever died because they DIDN’T have a toothpick.
Do the right thing: locate every one of these
horrible, deadly weapons in the world and hide them in a box. Kill anyone who refuses to give up their
stockpile of these
horrible, deadly weapons. Bury the box full of
horrible, deadly weapons somewhere secret. Create an intricate web of lies and deceit surrounding the
True Location of the box full of
horrible, deadly weapons. Kill anyone who mentions these
horrible, deadly weapons.
Do your part: make the world a safer place for future generations. Unless someone takes worldwide responsibility for the proliferation of these
horrible, deadly weapons, it will soon be too late.
* “Facts” may not be true.
** Margin of error: 96%
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