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Dorm room safety tips (idea)
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by
Cid Highwind
Thu Jul 27 2000 at 18:55:56
Here are a few more:
I'f you're
having sex
, chain the door
An unlocked door is an invitation for others to come in
An unlocked bike is a stolen bike
, even if you're only in the dorm for 2 minutes, it will be gone when you return
Napster
is your enemy. If you use it, you will be grotesquely murdered by your floormates who want their
bandwidth
back
Download
all the
pr0n
you can get. You'll miss that ethernet connection come summer
Never mention the word "
Linux
" to the network help desk. They will never speak to you again.
It is permissible to be rude to
Jehova's Witnesses
, however you may not throw them off the balcony
Never jump off a
balcony
, no matter how
drunk
you are and how short a drop it looks like, you will hurt yourself
Smoking
in the stairwell is a
capital offense
(as it very well should be)
There will be
noisy drunks
. deal with it
There will be
People who think the volume of the music is more important than quality
. Your job is to
teach them better
.
love lock
schtup
how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
Don't poop in the shower
College is to porn as marriage is to love
Ra
Ode to Dorm Life
Dormitory
Do I dare to eat a peach?
Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
Nude Descending a Staircase
Freshman
dorm room
Studio Apartment, Unfurnished
Everclear
Music need not be popular to be good
University of Washington
A deer in the dorm
revenge
I'm my own Grandpaw
mortal coil
Jehovah's Witnesses
dorm food