When falling victim to the notoriously, embarrassing nosebleed there is a simple and effective cure.

First, take your thumb and forefinger and pinch firmly at the bridge of the nose ABOVE THE NOSTRILS

Next, sit down and lean your head slightly down. DO NOT lean your head back, like is commonly suggested. This will only cause the blood to drip down your throat, and too much blood in the stomach will cause nausea and possible vomiting.

Continue pinching with your head slightly down in the seated position for a few minutes. This will stop the nosebleed in the quickest and safest manner.