Why did the chicken cross the road? To see a man lay bricks! HAW HAW HAW HAW!
Okay, here's another one. Why did the duck cross the road? 'Cause the chicken was on vacation! HAW HAW HAW HAW!
Okay, here's one I made up when I was just five years old. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the elephant had all the hamburgers!
Hey, I said I was five, didn't I?