ModernAngel remained civil during his presentation of the Michael Murphey song by this name, but I have to say that this godforsaken piece of hellcrap is the embodiment of the worst in 70s music. Dumb-ass lyrics, sentimentalism so deep you could drill a bore into it and Hummell figurines would gush out, and a mopey preoccupation with a lover's death that manages to be infuriatingly self-centered at the same time combine to make this hit single something that still gives me the heebie-jeebies whenever I think back on it.

It scared me as a kid. Why was this awful man forcing this story on me about his dead girlfriend's dead pony coming to get him?