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Putting a match out in your mouth (idea)
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by
StrawberryFrog
Mon Nov 18 2002 at 13:50:00
When you
light
a
match
, the
head
flares up. It then dies down, and the wood
stick
catches. The flame then spreads down the stick, making the little fire
longer
and hotter. The fire's weakest time when the head has died down, but not much of the shaft is burning yet. The match should pass your lips around this point, which means it's still flaring impressively when you flourish it just before that.
Take a deep breath
, hold it a bit until it's
stale
and low in
oxygen
. As you bring the match up,
exhale
a bit so your mouth is full of low-oxygen air. The slight draft doesn't hurt either.
Don't touch the burning
matchhead
with any part of your mouth. Get your tounge out of the way and keep the match low.
Close your mouth, airtight. Do not breath through your nose. Close your throat. The match will run out of oxygen in a few seconds.
Don't panic if
the roof of your mouth
gets hot. This means you didn't do it just right, but all is not lost. The match runs out of air very soon, and your mouth will only be tender for a day. Keep a
straight face
.
Keep your mouth closed for five seconds or so even though the match may go out faster than that. Build suspense.
You don't need a good fire to make smoke - in fact, fires that are not buring well make the most smoke. Open your mouth and exhale a
mouthful
of white fumes.
Don't do the trick too often, it can't be good for you.
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