Adding to the fun of pet ownership...

A Phoenix forensic pathologist gave a presentation and noted the following tidbits about her line of work: Cats get up into your face at night to check and see if you're still breathing. She had seen numerous occasions where little old ladies had been found days later sans face, and nearby a contented fuzzball who looked no worse for not having been fed meow mix for a while.

Smaller breeds of dogs were also more likely to chew on their deceased owners. She made a point about cocker spaniels in particular. The larger breeds of dogs which were said to have been particularly well behaved would suffer while waiting for food without nibbling on eternally sleeping master.