Findings:
- A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
- Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- There's no better mirror than a child
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
- passion is far more important than money
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- Your enthralling radiance lights the way for those less lucid than you
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- better late than never
- You aren't better than human
- Better Than Garbo
- Which way did the bicycle go?
- malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
- how far do you want to go?
- better than natural
- Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
- Two heads are better than one
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- My Senses Work Better Than Yours
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- far more reliable than the mercurial recollections of KGB defectors
- The way your eyes smiled way bigger than your mouth
- Teaching kids greater and less than
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- Circular chips are better than triangular chips
- a crust of bread is better than nothing
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
- My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
- Rebeca Martinez
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
- Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
- Better than kicking him into next week
- It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
- Go then. There are other worlds than these.
- I understand. As far as I can go, we'll go together.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- What a Way to Go
- A modem is better than nothing
- There's more than one way to skin a cat
- Better Than Ezra
- Even better than the real thing
- Unhelpful in More Than One Way
- Way To Go Home
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- There were times better than this
- The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
- I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- Half a loaf is better than none
- a better way to fall in love
- Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
- A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
- a little bit is better than nothing at all
- Better him than me
- Better Than Bouillon
- Things that are better than sex
- It's better to burn out than to fade away
- Better Dead Than Red
- Treatment of corporations
- The book is better than the movie
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- The Way Things Go
- Laziness is the way to go
- 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
- It'd be an interesting way to go
- An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
- Ideas are better than apples
- Why chocolate is better than sex
- CD vs. vinyl
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- our machines don't go that way
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- Remembering the future in a different way than we remember the past
- It doesn't get any better than this
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
- Why cats are better than dogs
- A better model than the one at data general
- Better than Life
- I can do much better than this
- A determination to do better than
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
- long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- I like the curves far better
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- Music that sounds better backward than forward
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
- my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
- What can be better than that?
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Exhaustion is better than drugs
- better than a living will
- Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
- Better Than Chocolate
- Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
- better than the best
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- Tickling is better than sex
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Are we better than everything else?
- why internet relationships are better than real relationships
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- Some Days are Better than Others
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- better off with him than here with me
- all other times are better than 6 am
- Better blatant than latent
- Some better way to say goodbye
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- What Everything does better than anything else
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- Ducks are better than rabbits
- Original better than the sequel
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- Not very sterile, but better than dead
- There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
- Better safe than sorry
- it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
- If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
- leave it better than you found it
- I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
- better than half my insides
- Don't You Go to Far Zamboanga
- Far too many ways to name your meat
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- better than 2 (user)
- sometimes it's better that way
- better than Radiohead
- Indigenous people are better than you
- Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- My nowhere is better than your nowhere
- Better than Sex
- Better Than Sex Cake
- Better Than Sex Cake II
- Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- for() is better than while()
- Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
- asshole (user)
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- Better Living Through Chemistry
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Six Ways to Sunday
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
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