Findings:

• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Here's the moon, it's alright...
• I have no complaint
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• the circles here have corners
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You, standing
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Here We Have Idaho
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• Alright, so where's the sign pasted on?
• The Kids Are Alright
• It'll Be Alright on the Night
• New York's Alright if You Like Saxophones
• Alright on Top
• Everything's Alright Forever
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Fog Makes Everything Alright
• Alright chums let's do this
• WHOA, BIG GULPS, HUH? ALRIGHT! WELP, SEE YA LATER
• Complaint
• My complaint about Dem Bones
• Air Force Maintenance Complaints
• The Complaint Node
• Complaints of a Convenience Store Clerk
• recursive complaint
• Portnoy's Complaint
• Amusingly badly written complaints received by British local government
• System administration maintenance complaints
• complaint (user)
• How to read a federal civil rights complaint
• She drowns quietly and without complaint
• The Frogs' Complaint Against the Sun
• Independent Police Complaints Commission
• Letter of Complaint
• Three complaints about restraints
• Chief Complaint: lung problem
• I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
• Fresh Complaint
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• what separates us from the fabric of spacetime?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book

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