• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please help me!
• Someone please kill me
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Catch Me If You Can
• Can You Take Me Back
• Help me help you
• You Can Count on Me
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Helping a loved one with depression
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• please forgive me (user)
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• So help me God
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• You say you want to help me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• A very mean bar trick
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Can You Fill Me In?
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Help Me, Daddy
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Nothing can stop me now
• Can you show me?
• Please Don't Bury Me
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• You can see right through me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Please Please Me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Though you can tell me
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• god help me
• Please stop annoying me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Please please please let me get what I want
• help me (user)
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Please Kill Me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• please let me in (user)
• Give me a moment, please
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• listen()
• Please, Call me Honky
• Only Jesus can judge me
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• can you get enough of me?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Time Travelers please help!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Pleased to Meet Me
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• let me speak please (user)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Can you hear me flailing
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Can you hear me knocking?
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• stop picking on me
• Which BSD is right for me?
• You Run Deep in Me
• My first comet
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Gravity really gets me down
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Signs the cosmos sends me through traffic
• Submit to me, you evil fly!
• tell me the truth
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Adam and Eve and Pinch Me
• I wish you would talk to me
• Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
• Walk Like Me
• Sleep escapes me still
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Lay me down in this long grass
• my midterm raped me
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Canta per me
• It Hurts Me Too
• Could you have danced with me?
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• It's me (user)
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• You and Me
• Love Me Tender
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Me and Jesus
• mes (user)
• Sing me songs of nights to come
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• You died for me
• give me the truth or nothing
• Tell me a story about brains
• Seven words you can never say on television
• call me hiroshima
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• How Do You Want Me?
• I can eat a peach for hours
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Tell me of the nature of death
• can of grease
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Menagerie manager
• the way you don't look at me
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Please Fix This Bug. (user)
• How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore

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