Findings:
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
- I'm no longer in the passenger seat
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm Afraid of Americans
- Any minute now, you will go blind
- no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
- I'm afraid of posting on e2
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- HP is no longer an engineering company
- Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- Im No Writer (user)
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- This poem can be put off no longer
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- I'm No Angel
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- My life may no longer be my own
- I'm afraid of presenting my work
- the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I was relieved to find my services no longer required
- The Delusional Is No Longer Marginal
- Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
- I claim no responsibility for this catnip overdose
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- I no longer look askance at the outlier cats,
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
- I'm Going Home
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- No knowledge is too much to bear
- We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I'm going to the moon
- You are no longer someone's first
- I'm not drinking any more
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- NOW NO SWIMS ON MON
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- At this point, we have no idea where the bodies are coming from
- I'm going to Disneyland
- I'm going to kill you
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- You are no longer someone's first, continued
- I'm Afraid
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Our eyes speak of memories you no longer see
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- I'm From New Jersey
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I am no longer an EDB refugee
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Soundtrack from Film "Mabuta no Ura"
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- No Longer Human
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- Why I no longer care about pretty girls
- J.S. Bach - Gavotte En Rondeau from Lute Suite no. 3
- I'm Going Crazy
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm no Whitman...
- No Longer, Orpheus
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
- Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I am no longer the youngest
- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
- No time of any kind
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- We No Longer Knew Who We Were
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
- I'm No Fool
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
- One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
- I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- How i became who i am now today, any why.....
- not running from, but going to
- I'm going to be a Dad
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
- No longer in my list of names
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Divining knowledge from Ketchup stains
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Now I'm Nothing
- Praise and blame are forms of manipulation that you no longer require
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- Everything2 is in direct violation of US Patent No. 6,031,537
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- shotgun no rock
- Lil Kid any werrr (user)
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- gonnae no dae that
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
- Plan 9 from Outer Space
- This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
- Steady Sounds from the Underground
- No more monkeys jumping on the bed
- Dav from Jordan (user)
- Mibu no Tadamine
- No Carbon Required
- Making plastic explosives from bleach
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Tales from Alton Towers
- No Fun At All
- I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
- Doctor No
- Where does the money come from?
- Conspiracy theory: Area 51
- Memoirs from the Bathtub Jam
- Fish have no concept of fire
- Quotes from sleeping people
- There is no there there
- Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
- Hana No En
- From the Hip
- no room in the inn
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