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• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He Was a Crook
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• At least he was gentle
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• More than he was willing to give
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I married him because he was not mean
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• The Girl Was a Guy
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• It was free, so I took it.
• I was doing so well.
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• He's a good guy friend
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• He speaks so well!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• I was a nice guy once
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• The day I found out I was a guy
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• So, he's leaving
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When she was bad
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• God was created in man's image
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Leather bound organizer
• How was the Bible canonized?
• I was a Difficult Child
• I was in a commercial once
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• How America was mapped
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Which was what we wanted
• How the West Was Won
• Alice's body art was unique
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
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• The one he murdered once still loves him
• He and She
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• It was you, Atthis
• I was searching glass
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• What was left after the party
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• I was born this way
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• I came, I saw and was undone
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was never broken
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Port Townsend, Washington
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• The Day the World was about to End
• I was there
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• He said, expecting the answer no
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• He Hate Me
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• He called around 5:30
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• He holds things, and he drops things
• He dreams of smoke
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• He who has ears, let him hear
• 'T was
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Now it was personal
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I was unplanned
• I was meant for this
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
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• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• I was raised by the French government
• Nu Wa
• Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
• Cain was the first technologist
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• What was it? What of it?
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He's not heavy, he's just lame

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