Findings:

• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• Down By Law
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• every secret thing was made by some one
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• What was stolen by someone else
• He was found
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• Trompe
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• He Was Only Joking
• Down By the River
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Down by The Cherry Tree
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• By the Rivers of Babylon We Sat Down and Wept
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• At least he was gentle
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Police Community Support Officer
• he was a punk poet himself
• That's Just How He Was
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• making certain he was touching her
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• Down By The Bay
• Down by Law (user)
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• I was raised by the French government
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• Down by the Salley Gardens
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun
• Down by the fish, where the Grape Men sing
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• More than he was willing to give
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I married him because he was not mean
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• All he left her was alone
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He Was a Crook
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Police Officer
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Reserve Police Officer
• in defense of police officers
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• some say he was never here at all
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Saved by the Bell
• Dividing by zero
• division by zero error
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
• go by the board
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
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