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• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• He brings me books like flowers
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He Looked Like the Summer
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He smiles but it's not real.
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• he likes to watch you walk
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
• He taught me how to smoke
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He never looked back
• He Hate Me
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• All he left her was alone
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• she, he, and me
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• and he thinks he (user)
• He doesn't bite
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• he doesn't talk
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• He speaks so well!
• he smokes like a cello plays
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• "Fill it in", he said.
• Look siad me Be like me
• He called me Sarah once
• The day he gave me a lift
• Surely he would remember this
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• So, he's leaving
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• "Shut up," he explained
• He gave her a daisy
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He weaves his words
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He that is not with me is against me.
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• he calls me girly (user)
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he calls me monster
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.

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